4.8 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2021
⏱️ 14 minutes
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0:00.0 | Happy Monday. |
0:07.0 | That's just one thing. |
0:10.8 | Literally everything that could go wrong has happened within a 90 minute period on a Monday morning. |
0:16.0 | But damn it, we're going to make this show hit that like button and let's just jump into it. |
0:20.6 | At first time today before we jump into anything of real value. I wanted to let you know you did it. I am now |
0:26.0 | begrudgingly in possession of Arby's Fry Vodka. We'll do a taste test of that tomorrow or the day after. |
0:33.6 | That is, unless my wife, who I specifically |
0:35.1 | asked not to open the box, has not already had her way with it. |
0:38.2 | But seemingly not to be undone, our friends over mischief |
0:41.4 | sent me this, called illegal chips and their |
0:43.4 | flavors included horse meat, kasumarzu maggot cheese and frugu |
0:48.4 | poison blowfish oh which was actually designed by mythical kitchen it doesn't |
0:51.7 | actually contain what it said it's supposed to |
0:53.6 | taste like because of you know the law but let's see |
0:56.2 | poison glowfish |
0:58.0 | tastes like watered down oil and vinegar. |
1:04.0 | This is why you got to watch out when you send me free stuff. |
1:06.0 | I'm not just going to praise it. |
1:07.3 | And I get cheese. |
1:08.8 | I think that just gave me COVID. Jesus. |
1:16.0 | And cheese chip. |
1:17.0 | And horse meat. |
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