PDS 07.15 The Disturbing Truth About Youtube, TikTok, & Twitch Fame, Ohio’s Troubling Post-Roe Situation, &
The Philip DeFranco Show
philip defranco
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🗓️ 15 July 2022
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sop you beautiful bastards. Welcome back to the Philip DeFranco show. First off, no, you are not hallucinating. |
| 0:05.8 | What a horrible garbage trip that would be, but yes, you are getting a bonus extra full Philip DeFranco show today. |
| 0:10.8 | There's just too much news to try to get to this week, and you know how I love filling you in. |
| 0:14.2 | So buckle up, hit that like button for getting an extra show this week, and let's just jump into it. You know, the first thing that we're going to talk about today and I want you to listen up because this may save your life, we need to talk about the copter apocalypse. |
| 0:24.2 | So the story starts out with 19-year-old Logan Schneider at his family's cherry orchard |
| 0:27.5 | in Washington State. |
| 0:28.5 | And he's just riding around on his tractor blowing cherries, which sounds way more fun than |
| 0:32.2 | it actually is. |
| 0:32.9 | I got excited. Turns out it's just a process to dry off the fruits after recent rainfall. You know, he's in the middle of fucking nowhere he can see in all directions, so he's wearing noise cancelling headphones. |
| 0:40.3 | What's gonna sneak up on it? |
| 0:41.3 | Except, silly, silly Logan, he forgot the first rule of blowing cherries. |
| 0:45.3 | Watch out for helicopter sneak attacks. |
| 0:46.3 | With Logan hearing two thumbs, then looking up and just seeing this massive black monster coming straight at him. |
| 0:51.3 | That, are we children? We're less than a minute into the show and dick jokes. Okay. |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah, he sees this massive BBC, big beautiful copter heading straight toward him, teeth spitting, tree shaking, tearing up through high voltage power lines. |
| 1:02.0 | He's got no time to run and the next thing he knows, the chopper is literally on top of somehow survives the crash. With him feeling a sharp pain in his back, which he said was actually the helicopter's nose pinning him down. |
| 1:13.6 | But it does so in such a way that he's somehow able to free himself by pushing off the steering wheel and slipping out. |
| 1:17.6 | But it also doesn't end there because it turns out the helicopter pilot is still alive too, with him trapped in his harness amid the wreck agenda as Logan explains. |
| 1:23.6 | I heard him screaming and I looked and I saw him sitting roughly about here, upside down, |
| 1:31.5 | hanging and that's when the fire was everywhere. |
| 1:33.9 | So now Logan's running against the clock racing to save this guy before the flames engulf |
| 1:37.9 | him. |
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