Paul Bettany | Red Alert
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 November 2024
⏱️ 26 minutes
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One of America’s favorite restaurants has filed for bankruptcy, RFK Jr. is expected to advise Donald Trump’s administration on matters of public health, and 43 monkeys have escaped from an island research facility in South Carolina. When times get tough, actor Paul Bettany turns to the timeless words of Chumbawamba for comfort. Stick around for more with Paul Bettany and watch his performance in the new Robert Zemeckis film, “Here,” in theaters now.
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| 1:05.2 | welcome one and all welcome one and all to the late show i'm I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. I certainly hope you're all doing well. I know everyone's still in a state of shock. |
| 1:18.9 | We're concerned for the future of our institutions and whether the country we all love is ever going to be the same. |
| 1:25.1 | And sadly, these dramatic changes have already begun |
| 1:28.3 | because TGI Fridays has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. What? But if there are no more TGI Fridays, |
| 1:37.2 | what are we going to thank God for now? Why, I don't understand. Wednesday? |
| 1:45.5 | We're too busy humping. |
| 1:48.9 | God doesn't want to see that. |
| 1:51.4 | I'd tell you what, though. |
| 1:53.2 | We should have known that this was coming. |
| 1:54.1 | The signs were all there. |
| 1:58.3 | Would adjust and loving God allow the existence of the cotton candy Cosmo? |
| 2:00.6 | When they heard this news in solidarity, |
| 2:02.7 | Outback Steakhouse has lowered their blooming |
| 2:04.7 | onions to half-mast. |
| 2:08.0 | One complication of this bankruptcy |
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