Patton Oswalt

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Emmy- and GRAMMY-winning comedian Patton Oswalt lists giants like Richard Pryor and Steve Martin as his inspiration for selecting the audio-only comedy album as the format for his new stand-up special, "Black Coffee and Ice Water," which is available starting tomorrow on Audible. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:27.7	slash setup it's the late show pacho with stephen colbert welcome back everybody with Stephen Colbert.
0:40.9	Welcome back, everybody.
0:43.3	Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest tonight is an Emmy and Grammy Award-winning comedian, writer,
0:46.6	an actor you know from Ratatouille,
0:48.8	the King of Queens, and his many stand-up specials.
0:51.5	Please welcome back to The Late Show,
0:53.0	my friend and yours,
0:55.2	Mr. Patton Oswald.
1:00.8	Well done, by the way.
1:01.4	Oh, yes. That's how the true stars enter.
1:03.0	They take all the time.
1:04.6	They let the audience enjoy them.
1:05.9	It's called the diva clock.
1:08.2	You make them wait.
1:10.3	It's called the diva clock. And you them wait. It's called the diva clock.
1:11.8	And you've got it, baby.
1:13.0	I met Benedict Cumberbatch right before I came out.
1:16.1	He was backstage.
1:17.0	Lovely.
1:17.4	I love him.
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