Patton Oswalt, Nick Swardson, Stealing Your Wife's Inheritance, and the Dream Paradox

KFC Radio

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 17.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

Don't forget to subscribe, rate five stars, and leave a review! We kick off the episode the same as usual talking about a dream we had where there was a finger shoved up our a**. If you don't remember a dream did you still have a dream? Barstool DVR: We discuss the latest criticisms over The Last Dance and Feits new favorite show Normal People. AITA Thursday returns with pickles & cheese in the fridge, stealing your wife's inheritance, hiring a coworker as a stripper, and pee pee pads. We address the email Dave received from a literal clown attempting to write another hit piece. Voicemails include good or bad dreams, when to ask about stds, and when to share you have talents like Heather Brooke. Patton Oswalt returns to the show! We discuss his upcoming comedy special 'I Love Everything', his inspiration for the title, the HBO documentary he produced 'I'll Be Gone in the Dark', and much more. Nick Swardson joins the show. We discuss his upcoming Netflix movie The Wrong Missy, a time he elbowed Adam Sandler in the face, and a time him and Danny McBride went to see The Black Swan but decided to go on a little bender instead. Let us know what you think on twitter: @kfcradio, @kfcbarstool, @feitsbarstool, @pattonoswalt, @nickswardson

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0:00.0	Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.6	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:10.4	I can, you know, I had a dream tonight.
0:12.8	You're at a dream where you just like are like, oh, I'm just dreaming.
0:18.6	Just wake up dude.
0:20.2	Yeah.
0:20.6	On time.
0:21.8	I don't have dreams enough to realize that's a normal thing.
0:24.6	Oh, it was very strange.
0:25.7	I was just like, oh, why don't we just wake up?
0:28.3	Oh, yeah.
0:29.0	Now we're, and now we're out of trouble no longer running from the TSA.
0:32.2	But usually I can't necessarily always wake myself up.
0:36.6	Oh, it was immediate.
0:37.6	It was like, it was almost like I was talking to myself.
0:39.7	We're like, oh, yeah, why would we be in thumbless?
0:41.0	Get up.
0:42.8	Wouldn't it be great?
0:43.7	And I guess that's the idea behind like the matrix is that like,
0:49.2	if you, if you could just like talk to yourself that way, just like get yourself out
0:53.0	of, get yourself out of trouble.
0:55.6	I think I can.
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