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Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Patton Oswalt, Liza Treyger, Jim Gaffigan & More!

Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Kast Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Chris plays stand-up from Michael Ian Black, Patton Oswalt, Liza Treyger, Jim Gaffigan and Bridget Everett. He also discusses how to get booked at the Comedy Cellar, advice from Jim Gaffigan, and Chris explains the movie Kids to Nicole. Listen to more from each comedian below!Michael Ian Black - I Am A Wonderful ManPatton Oswalt - Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals TimeLiza Treyger - GlittercheeseJim Gaffigan - Obsessed Bridget Everett - Gynecological Wonder Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Whether it's an under the radar genre or a proper out there podcast, sometimes it's better when you get weird, especially when it comes to switching up your soft drink, introducing new Dr Pepper Zero

0:12.6

with the same blend of 23 unique flavors,

0:15.4

it tastes just as weird as regular Dr Pepper,

0:18.9

but with zero sugar and zero calories.

0:21.7

It's a taste you can't quite put your finger on.

0:24.0

Weird. But in a surprisingly good way, try more weird with Dr Pepper Zero.

0:30.0

New Epic eats Banging Bar barbecue from McCoy's. Fire up your taste but with a blend of

0:37.1

smoky, sweet and subtle spice. Epic flavor, epic crunch, epic eats, because only the real McCoys, tastes like the real McCoys.

0:50.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:53.0

Summertime is hard when you have kids because they always want to go to the beach, you know?

0:56.0

I fucking hate the beach.

0:58.0

The beach is the worst, you guys.

1:01.0

Because honest to God, I have the body of a 12 year old girl who is just starting to grow breasts.

1:09.8

That's my body type. But I also have this. I have the mustache that grows five times faster than the rest of my facial hair.

1:18.0

So I simultaneously look like a 12-year-old girl and a 14-year-old Mexican boy.

1:25.0

If you average the two together, I look like a 13-year- old Latino transvestites.

1:35.0

That's my look.

1:36.0

It's not a good beach look you guys.

1:39.0

So I'm self-conscious about my body, you know,

1:41.0

so I wear, I'm the guy who wears the t-shirt on the beach, you know?

1:44.0

I'm a t-shirt wearing guy on the beach.

1:46.0

But I'm self-conscious about the fact that I'm wearing a t-shirt, so I lie about it.

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