Patton Oswalt has Superstitions

Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez

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Comedy

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Roz is spellbound by fan favorite Patton Oswalt, where they explore a feast of paranormal offerings: Ouija board techniques, superstitions, and a house that screams!

This episode was recorded before the SAG-AFTRA strike.

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0:00.0	What's that at the foot of my bed? It's spooky and cute. I'm pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way. Wait a minute, hey, I'm ghosted!
0:21.0	I was blinded.
0:27.0	Hey Boo! It's me, Rose, and welcome to Ghosted by Rose Hernandez. I like to talk to people that I like about ghosts, aliens, cryptid creatures, anything freaky.
0:45.0	I have got on somebody that I really like. I mean, I don't want to be dramatic by saying this, but he's truly one of my favorite comedians.
0:53.0	And I'm just going to go so far as to say one of the best comedians of all time, a big inspiration to me, and now someone that I feel like I can call a friend.
1:02.0	And somebody that I met from this very podcast talking about ghosts, Patton Oswald, he is back on the show, and I hope he comes back again, and we have many, many more conversations like the one you're about to hear.
1:18.0	But before we get to that, I was looking through my email. God, you should see the weird shit I get in that email.
1:26.0	Some of it is good, weird. Some of it is spooky.
1:32.0	Sometimes I get stories that are a little cute, too. This one right here is from Kelly.
1:39.0	Kelly, thank you so much for sending this to ghosted by Rose at gmail.com.
1:44.0	Kelly writes, my house in Vermont sits close to the road.
1:50.0	When I'm washing dishes, I can look out my sink window and see neighbors walking past.
1:57.0	They usually glance in and we exchange waves. It's not super private.
2:02.0	Okay, Kelly, I'm sorry, this to me personally sounds like my worst nightmare, but good for you. I mean, it's charming, it really is.
2:08.0	My sister Tracy visited us in July, and we took a trip to Bangor to take the Stephen King tour.
2:18.0	It was a long drive, and when we arrived back home, we were tired of sitting.
2:24.0	So Tracy, my husband Danny and I, stood around our kitchen island eating pizza.
2:32.0	I glanced over to the sink window, and I noticed my neighbor walking past, and I waved to her.
2:39.0	She was looking through the window back and forth into the kitchen with a curious expression.
2:46.0	I hadn't met Tracy yet, so I assumed she was wondering who she was.
2:52.0	She waved, and when she caught my eye, she continued on her walk.
2:57.0	When she came back down the road, we were outside, and I called her over to meet Tracy.
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