Well that. Well, Matt, Dave, it's a brand new homophilia. Here we go. Here it is. How are you?

I'm good, I'm intrigued, I'm nervous. I've got in front of me a canvas bag yeah that you handed me and told me to wait to open that is correct you've got your laptop open yes you've been dealing with some tech well Well, a small amount of tech.

Not a real, we're not going full tech.

But here's the deal, as the listeners know,

it was your birthday a couple of weeks ago.

Not to brag, but it was your birthday.

And so very late, I got you a gift.

And then I bit on that gift on eBay,

and I lost that auction at the very last minute.

Somebody swooped in and outbid me by a penny.

What?

Right. So then I was like, God damn it.

And I went back to eBay and there was another one and I said, buy it now. I just went ahead and said buy it now.

Oh wow. And it came and it was a CD. Now as you can see you're holding what is clearly

vinyl. You have vinyl in your home. I didn't even realize this was...

See, okay, are you that backwards with music that you don't know when you're holding an album?

I don't even know what it looks like. Even when I open it I might not know.

Matt McConkey. Anyway, so now I have the CD. I already have the vinyl at home.

Now I have the CD for the car, which is great. So a third eBay, and I watched this auction like a goddamn hawk and I won and it showed up

literally as I was leaving to come here. No one has ever worked this hard for me for a

birthday gift. Well it's just it was...

It was one of those things that like once you start.

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