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Because if you listen to idiots like me, there's a good chance that you will. Yes, that is not in the actual copy. That is my

addendum, my admonition, my dose of reality. Although our picks were pretty good this year,

I still would not rely on an idiot like me who just sits down with a cup of coffee and a piece of toast and

puts down whatever score comes into his head.

That's my method.

That's my secret.

Don't tell anybody.

Hey, listen, if that's your method, you and Sims had pretty good records this year.

I'm not talking about against the spread, just flat out picking games, which is hard enough.

What were you at, like 60% or higher, 65%?

Oh, almost 70%.

70%.

Almost 70%.

And against the spread, I was better than I ever was.

I think it was almost 60% against the spread.

I think it was.

So, but again, coffee, toast.

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