Patrick Critton: the Black Panther Turned Skyjacking Schoolteacher
Ridiculous Crime
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
A one-time revolutionary and member of the Black Panthers was the first person to successfully hijack a plane in Canada. That led to a 30-year life on the lam as an international fugitive from justice. And for reasons that only make sense to him, he decided to return to the U.S. and do so using his real name. He would've gotten away with it all if it weren't for that pesky new invention called the Internet.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:23.3 | Ridiculous crime is a production of IHeart Radio. Elizabeth Dutton. Zarin Burnett. I got a question for you, my friend. Yeah, go ahead. Oh, man. This is such a wild one. Really? You know what's ridiculous? Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I do know what's ridiculous. I thought you might. I have a question for you, though. as part of it. |
| 0:24.2 | Write it back around, huh? |
| 0:24.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.2 | It was a I do know it's ridiculous. I thought you might. I have a question for you, though. |
| 0:23.3 | As part of it. Write it back around, huh? |
| 0:24.3 | Yeah, Uno Reverse. |
| 0:26.8 | Sir, how much are your beans? |
| 0:29.2 | My beans? |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah, how much are your beans? |
| 0:31.9 | That's the question you're going to be asking this spring when you go to the store. Yeah. And you see something in the jelly bean aisle. You like jelly beans? Not so much. I mean, I'll eat some of them. I grew up near jelly belly country. Yeah, they have lots of crazy flavors with jelly bellies. So that's what I like is the crazy jelly beans. I don't like any of the traditional. Like, oh, lime. You like crazy jelly beans? Oh, no. I step in it. And to quote you, buckle up Buttercup. This is 100% real, |
| 1:01.5 | one of the press releases said, in 2026. So there's time. This time I'm ahead of it. Wow. |
| 1:09.4 | And we got this from a lot of different people. |
| 1:14.5 | KFC is releasing jelly beans. |
| 1:16.8 | Oh, God. |
| 1:17.7 | And it's coming in three flavors, fried chicken. |
| 1:22.4 | Naturally. |
| 1:23.3 | Sweet corn. |
| 1:24.2 | Sure. |
| 1:24.7 | And gravy. |
| 1:26.6 | So fried chicken jelly beans. |
| 1:28.5 | I guess if you eat them all together, you get like a meal. |
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