PATRICIA ARQUETTE! ORTHO FROM EAST NEWBRIDGE! AP MIKE WRESTLING! JOHN ROSS BOWIE! JAKE FOGELNEST! MARY HOULIHAN! AND MORE!

The Best Show with Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2016

⏱️ 185 minutes

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Tom gets celebrities of all stripes to call in and donates money to Community Food Bank of New Jersey for each call! A young man named Ortho calls in to interview Tom. AP Mike recounts his adventure as a wrestling manager. A bunch of other people call and more! WATCH THE BEST SHOW LIVE EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT 6PM PT ON TWITCH https://www.twitch.tv/bestshow4life SUPPORT THE BEST SHOW ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/TheBestShow WATCH VIDEO EPISODES OF THE BEST SHOW: https://www.youtube.com/bestshow4life FOLLOW THE BEST SHOW: https://twitter.com/bestshow4life https://instagram.com/bestshow4life https://tiktok.com/@bestshow4life THE BEST SHOW IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://thebestshow.net https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-best-show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, right. Hey everybody. It's time for the best show here on Tuesday night in November of 2016.
0:12.9	Time stamp on this one for the ages. Put it in the vault. Hey Mike, when this show's done tonight,
0:23.3	I want you to take it. I'm going to put it on a USB drive. Take it right over to the Museum of Television and Broadcasting.
0:34.5	Bang on the door until someone lets you in. And then when you get in,
0:44.6	I want you to delete some of that Ernie Kovaak stuff and put this in its place.
0:51.6	Thing with monkey, the monkeys. Got a monkey mask on. Look, it's very funny for 1958.
1:03.1	Must have been a total crack up for the 1700 people in America who had television sets.
1:13.0	Must have enjoyed Milton Burl in a dress. And Ernie Kovaak's putting a monkey mask on.
1:25.0	And lip syncing to a Raymond Scott outtake or whatever he was doing.
1:33.6	But that's not the spirit of tonight's show tonight. We are giving thanks and we're going to talk about what we're thankful for.
1:40.3	And we are also going to focus on making a little scratcher rune for a New Jersey food bank.
1:55.5	Famous people if they call and talk for a couple of minutes. I will donate money for every famous person that calls for us tonight's show.
2:04.8	And there's a sliding scale of fame in terms of the donations. I'm going to say this.
2:09.2	If you think you're famous, I'm telling you right now. If you think you're famous and I say you're not as famous as you think you are.
2:18.4	I don't want you to be insulted by if the dollar amounts lower than it is, then you think it's going to be.
2:26.3	I want to hear a big cry when they call and it's their level of wattage generates three dollars to the food bank.
2:39.1	I don't know why I do so call up to don't I want no crying.
2:47.4	But you know what there is going to be plenty of good music starting with. That's right. You know it.
2:55.0	The best show theme. Let's get the show started. Phone number two. Oh, one. Three, three, two, three, four.
3:00.4	Okay, for end, it is no dude member, by the way. So no dudes unless you're a famous person, then dudes can call if you're famous.
3:11.0	Here we go. It's the best show.
4:00.4	The best show.
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