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Oh, and then this isn't a ferment.

It's actually a non-ferment, but there is an aged eggnog that is being made in my fridge now.

You want to guess when I made the eggnog?

Oh, my gosh.

I want to say July?

11 months ago today. Oh, my gosh. And's got and it had there's a there's a

cooks i think it's a cooks illustrated article about it where it's got enough high alcohol in it

that they tested it a year later zero living organisms so i'm trying to age it for one year before, before I enjoy it. Man. That's what all's going on my. So that's Corey's kitchen corner. You have a lot, you have, you have hundreds of trillions of living organisms in your, in your apartment right now. You got to for the gut. For the gut, for the gut, FTG. Speaking of the gut, Vince Vaughn has been getting Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson been getting punched in the gut a lot in wedding crashers. Sack's, sack has been clearing the gut from the eye drops. What does the eye drops do? So I drops, is this a real thing? It's a real thing. I drops, if you use vizine, or I guess whatever eye drops, a couple drops in someone's drink, it poisons you. What? There's a woman who there's some case that someone, I'm sure, listening to knows about, but like there was a thing about a year or two ago where they found out a woman had poisoned her husband by using eyedrops and he killed him. What?

But if you, if you just put a little in there, it's something inside it, it'll poison you, it'll really mess up your stomach and you'll have like bad diarrhea and you'll throw up. Oh my gosh. So that's what they did to him. So it goes back to what you said the last time we talked about this on the last podcast. It's all in hijinks, but like Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are really not good dudes. No, they're doing some bad stuff. Yeah, they're poisoning people. They're lying to a family. Yeah. They probably don't even have any fermented foods in their refrigerator. No, they're not, they're not doing anything with living organisms. Is there a,

a name for someone who ferments? Ooh. Because like if you're a beekeeper, you're, uh, apiari. Apiarist or an apiarist. So what are you if you're, are you a, just a fermenter? I guess you're a fermenter. A fermentarian?

Yeah, there's got to be a better term for it.

A fermenter? I guess you're a fermenter. There's got to be. A fermentarian? Yeah, there's got to be a better term for it. A fermentorologist? A buggler. A, uh, a, uh, a micro, oh, you're not a microbiologist. Um, a, uh, dude, I love a bubbler. Dude, we got, you got to find a meet. You got to find a meetup for other bugglers. Dude, I, I'm going to look that up right now. A buggler meetup. A meetup. For fermentators. Any other fermentators out there that are listening? I've never fermented anything. I'll try it, though. That's just, you know what? That's what this podcast saw about. Bro. Is taking people from different walks of life. You may like sex and city and fermenting. I may like wedding crashers and eating things that are dead. And we can still be friends. We can connect. I just found multiple, multiple meetups online about what do they call? What do they refer to them?

All things fermentation groups.

Find eight all things fermentation groups near you with 1,931 members.

Cremation or creation, not cremation.

Amateur cremators?

This is a creation and fermentation workshops in kombucha.

I've made kombucha before.

How like, I know you're reading this on the podcast, but like how actually interested are you in these

groups? Pretty interested. I don't know if I'll actually go to one, but I'm definitely

going to read up on this later. Yeah, of course. Yeah, totally.

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