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PATREON TEASER: The Chaos Queen of Ventura County

Sexy Unique Podcast

Sexy Unique Podcast

Bravo, Reality Tv, Girls And Gays, Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, Comedy

4.43.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Larz and Carz discuss the saga of Tori Spelling: the biggest hibachi-burnt, eyepatch wearing, mold thwarting, annually divorcing, RV living Nepo Baby of the 21st Century. They reflect on Tori's tenuous relationship with her mother, and her chaos kinship with Kate Gosselin. Plus, a treasure trove of Reader Mail, including SHOCKING celebrity sightings in Greece, and the electric tale of how a steamy make out with the lead singer of Aqua brought one chic lesbian couple to the brink of disaster.


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0:00.0

She's sort of an I love a messy side bun, but she's oh she's in a place of constant like just throwing your hair up in a hair time

0:16.4

Rolling up her sleeves, but Tori it's like she's just kind of like a she's a wild car because she's like one of the great nepotism

0:23.6

cases of our time and yet she's

0:26.2

She's a nepotop flop. She's a total nepotop flop like she's just like

0:30.9

really

0:31.9

She's like the Dakota Johnson is like the best case for nepotism Tori is

0:37.4

The anti-Christive nepotism. Yeah, like she's like ever she's what every celebrity parent shows their kid a PowerPoint of like how things could go

0:45.7

And once they'd show you how great things could be they the PowerPoint takes a turn and it ends on Tori in RV in Ventura County

0:54.3

I would honestly, I know eat say what you will about my parenting skills, but like I would I would give like an

1:00.8

Allotment of a million per year just to like have like then she can like what if they spend it all I would have like a

1:07.2

You don't like a emergency back up. You would enable your children

1:11.8

Well, no, I would just give them like a I would have an allotment or maybe like look you get 500 grand a year to like

1:18.4

You have four kids. Yeah, don't you just get an allowance for life if you're from like a crazy rich family?

1:24.3

I mean, you know you didn't much housewives of Dallas, but Deanna Deandra Simmons who is

1:31.9

She's Tori smelling. She's a little bit toy, but she's a cheerleader. No, no, no, no, that's brandy

1:37.1

Deandra Simmons was is the daughter of a billionaire like a Texas boy like Texas billionaire. Okay

1:44.1

Ten same or well her okay, so her mom D Simmons was a she was like a pioneer in like help like green juice

1:51.8

She was like the green juice lady. Okay, and she sort of pioneered like QVC like shelling out like 90s like health stuff like

1:59.8

Atkins diet kind of vibes. I like this so she got really rich from that and she built like a little empire and she's I mean Google

2:08.0

Her D Simmons like she's so D Simmons was an entrepreneur and the dad was like a oil

2:13.0

Yeah, so it's Deandra's stepdad, but he raised her from like a child so like he because her dad killed himself

2:19.5

So they're like Texas gothic, but so D Simmons is very candy where she there's like a trust her vibe is amazing

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