PATREON TEASER: SUBS Ep. 3: Exodus

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🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans.

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0:00.0	Oh, Marta.
0:05.3	Dole's.
0:06.4	Hi.
0:07.6	We're back.
0:09.2	Back for another holy session of communing with God.
0:14.9	Who's this queen?
0:16.4	Well, this just in.
0:19.3	So the LDS church has increased their land holdings.
0:25.4	They're buying thousands of acres of farmland across eight states.
0:31.8	They have like a nonprofit arm of the Mormon Church is paying $289 million to like snatch up all this farmland and then
0:40.2	lease it to farmers. And so I would say now's the time to invest in like farmland. Do they have
0:51.3	the heads up? Yeah. They certainly do. Do they know something's coming? I mean everyone is doing is like farmland. Do they have the heads up? Yeah, they certainly do. Do they know something's coming?
0:55.2	I mean, everyone is doing, is like farmlands like a big, yeah, I mean, this is a trend.
1:01.1	The grab. Exactly. But now the LDS church is also getting in on it. Farmland is about to be essential.
1:10.1	I mean, it already is, but it's about to be like the next frontier.
1:14.1	It's like agriculture.
1:15.6	Food.
1:16.1	Food.
1:16.7	Food shortages.
1:18.5	I'm seeing a lot of TikTokers who, there's one in particular who bought a farm.
1:24.8	Because right now you can also buy farmland from farmers for pretty reasonable.
1:29.3	I actually have read about that. Yeah, because they want to sell it to like...
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