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PATREON TEASER: SUBS 03: Exodus

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Tv & Film, Girls And Gays, Bravo, Reality Tv, Comedy, Tv Reviews

4.63.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as Climate Change looms; Larz and Carz each pitch themselves for a spot on a hypothetical, post-apocalyptic commune. Back on The Bible, Exodus begins with Moses thwarting death after being discovered by Pharaoh's daughter, floating in an escape basket on the Nile River. Moses, quasi-adopted by the Egyptian royal family, is raised with virtually no knowledge of the suffering his true people endure. But as he reaches adulthood, one unplanned murder of an Egyptian guard sends Moses fleeing into the desert, where he marries and is eventually visited by God in his drag persona (a burning bush). The Almighty demands a reluctant Moses return to Egypt, arming Mo' with a supernatural shock and awe campaign to bring Pharaoh to his knees, lead the Israelites out of slavery and into the Promised Land, and transcribe the Ten Commandments -- plus some of God's psycho gay interior design plans. Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon.  Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube.  Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:32.6

Omarita doles um hi we're back back for another holy Oh, Marta. Dole's. Hi.

0:38.3

We're back.

0:44.6

Back for another holy session of communing with God.

0:45.7

Who's this queen?

0:48.1

Well, this just in.

0:55.1

So the LDS church has increased their land holdings.

1:00.4

They're buying thousands of acres of farmland across eight states.

1:11.8

They have like a non-profit arm of the Mormon Church is paying $289 million to like snatch up all this farmland and then lease it to farmers.

1:20.6

And so I would say now's the time to invest in like farmland.

1:21.9

Do they have the heads up?

1:22.3

Yeah.

1:23.9

They certainly do. Do they know something's coming?

1:25.3

I mean everyone is doing is like farmlands like a big. That's aland is like a big, yeah, I mean, this is a trend.

1:31.3

The grab.

1:32.3

Exactly.

1:33.3

But now the LDS church is also getting in on it.

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