Patreon Teaser: No Country For Vanderpump Rules' Old Men
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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
4.7 ⢠602 Ratings
šļø 11 December 2025
ā±ļø 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | At Accardo, you'll save 25% on your first shop and get free delivery. |
| 0:04.6 | Which means if you were to buy a four cheese pizza, you'd basically be getting one of the cheeses for free. |
| 0:10.2 | Save and splurge at Accardo, the online supermarket. |
| 0:12.9 | Geographical and other restrictions. |
| 0:14.5 | Minimum spend, 60 pounds and charges apply. |
| 0:16.6 | New customers only, maximum saving 20 pounds terms at Accardo.com. |
| 0:23.6 | Okay. new customers only maximum saving 20 pounds terms at akado.com This one's for you tonight. |
| 0:25.8 | Okay, let's get started. |
| 0:30.1 | Then we get the boys preparing their old man makeup. |
| 0:31.2 | They hired professionals. |
| 0:35.1 | This is where we get each of their personas they're going to do. |
| 0:41.4 | Jacks apparently is a, you know, character-driven comedian. He's created this character named Hal, who apparently owns a strip club in Fort Lauderdale, has a |
| 0:48.1 | borderline personality disorder, which I was like, that's interesting. Why? |
| 1:02.1 | Like, is that a clue that, that, that Jacks had had a diagnosis of some kind earlier than we thought? |
| 1:03.9 | And he put it into his character? |
| 1:06.6 | I have no idea. |
| 1:28.4 | I mean, I just, I really, like, I have been like such a, like, a hater and, like, being so, like, I don't know what the word is, but, like, I just, I really like, I have been like such a, like a hater and like being so, like, I don't know what the word is, but like I just like, I hate everything about what they chose to do with these, these Greek, he's Nico, the Schwartz's Nico, he's Greek, he's also like horny and weird. And then what's, what Sandoval? |
| 1:35.4 | Some guy named Maurice, who I couldn't even tell what he was trying to do, like maybe like sort of like New Jersey or something. |
| 2:03.7 | It was like they had like a brainstorming session for five minutes before cameras started rolling. And they just like I just don't understand this is so stupid because it's like critiquing like like, comedy, which I don't want to ever do. But like, it would have been so much easier for them to just be older versions of themselves, which I thought was what it was supposed to be. Like, don't be characters. Just be old jacks. And then you could still be yourself and you'd be have a much easier time. But they did weak characters and they're just so unfunny they have like three or four things to say uh over and over again and it's just um |
| 2:10.1 | it's painful to watch from someone who's trying to be entertained by these by what they are doing |
| 2:16.6 | and even beau you know |
| 2:17.7 | Bo does the best job of at least his character is not some like I don't know he doesn't |
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