Hey players, this is a special Patreon edition of You Can't Make This Shit Up.

We're gonna give you a quick preview of what Murph and I just recently covered.

Stay tuned at the end for additional information about how you can become

a player on patreon.com slash game of crimes

and be a player in the biggest, baddest, most dangerous game of all.

Alright, you players, players, dudes, dudettes, and everything in between.

It is time. It is time once again for one of our favorite segments.

We just were doing filler stuff as we're working on the next version of the real DEA

Narcos talking about the real DEA Narcos Cali edition.

And we just started telling funny stories and it's like, you can't make this shit up.

And so here we are again. I think this is our third time doing you can't make this shit up.

So welcome all you players. We appreciate you so much being here on Patreon with us as a major player.

We call you major players because that's what you are, right Murph?

Absolutely. It's glad to have you back here with us.

It's been a little bit of busy time for us both.

You know, with COVID coming down a little bit, we're getting to go to some speaking events,

traveling around the country, and you know, it sounds like a lot of fun,

but it will kick your butt. Let me tell you.

Well, yeah, let's work into that because as the time we're recording this,

the week prior, I had to be in Ohio, Thursday and Friday,

had the weekend here, but working on a bunch of stuff, getting the episode out,

and then Monday, I spent, you know what it's like to travel into DC for just one meeting.

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