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Circling Back

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🗓️ 1 March 2019

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To hear this week's listener voicemail episode in its entirety, sign up on Patreon: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast On this week's episode — Peeing with no hands in public, the celebrity we'd most like to be cussed out by, the most Instagrammable dog breeds, top three road trip songs, calendar invites for sex, how we'd react if we were fathers on The Bachelor during hometowns, the moment we realized we were old, where we'd go to college if we could go literally anywhere, and a caller who has never seen any of the Mighty Ducks movies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Alright we're back. It's Will, I'm here with Dave and Dylan.
0:14.2	What's up? Hello. As you know, it's Friday. You're probably wondering why there's a free
0:18.8	episode on the feed right now. Now what is this about? We've got news for you. This
0:23.1	actually isn't free. It's just a preview episode. Here's a little snippet from our Patreon
0:27.3	episode that dropped today. If you go to patreon.com slash circling back podcast, you can sign
0:32.4	up. It's $5 a month. You'll get an episode every single Friday. But here's a little taste.
0:38.3	What's up boys? Ryan from Michigan. So is that the Michigan hockey game Saturday and I was
0:43.6	waiting in line in the restroom. There's a guy standing in front of me. He's got his back to me,
0:48.0	but it's very clear that he's got one hand on his crank and one hand on his phone reading messages.
0:54.4	Then he goes hands free on his crank and has both hands on his phone texting. No one is doing this.
1:01.6	This is a trash move. I mean just pure filth. Let me know what you guys think. Love you. Bye.
1:08.1	You go and hands free on the crank? So okay he was at the year and all holding his
1:16.4	piece with one hand, texting with the other and then let go of the piece hand and start texting with
1:21.2	two. Yeah. I love this. Who's doing that? I've done this before. I've never done it in a crowded
1:28.8	bathroom, especially at a Michigan hockey game. The only problem I really have with this situation is
1:35.6	that he's going piece hand to phone and that's just kind of gross because like you it's just blatant
1:42.6	like yes, I just touched my thing and now I'm touching my phone. So my my phone has you know
1:47.8	piece germs on it or whatever. That's all that's gross to me. Peace germs. Dude I don't know just
1:53.2	the the idea of standing there with that thing just dangling down you know seemingly with the
1:58.6	stream coming out of it and you've got your hands both hands like Dylan when he's driving texting.
2:06.1	Was he resting on the top of the year and all that? Yeah like Dylan does on the steering wheel. I don't
2:10.4	know what's more reckless to do that while driving or do it while urinating. I've done this move but
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