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🗓️ 22 August 2023
⏱️ 11 minutes
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We’re fluent in GUYanese. This week, Jimmy and Larry are teasing out their most important save the date yet before getting petty over Paraboots, Copenhagen Fashion Week fever dreams, a fake Red Sox fan telling real Yankees fans they need a drink, praying for Los Angeles, more skateboarding talk than usual in anticipation of tomorrow’s guest, getting high right before taking legal advice and our use it or lose corporate lawyer strategy, entering the 1% world of private fitness featuring moaning MILFs as the Throwing Fits Barstool Sports singularity approaches, the stick to jawnz mentality, Bobbi Althoff enters her Icarus era, respecting the sacred art of podcasting, flicking up another man’s watch on your wrist, is turning your divorce into content a bridge too far, how publicly complaining enough can finally get you your hyper-niche menswear meme flowers from Lundun and a crumb of acknowledgement for actually having influence over how real people shop, never going full bagelface, playing the deadliest game of white British male actor Russian roulette, two tales of very different bar heroism, breaking your girlfriend’s dad’s lucky golf club, your actual father telling you how he really feels about your physical appearance, who shot JFK and much more.
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0:00.0 | Brogang we were joined by no to Yankee fan Lauren Schlossman and myself my jeans pink my booty |
0:21.4 | whole banker stripe James Harris welcome to the weekly running the boys would say is |
0:25.2 | flip so only available on patreon.com slash on fits are you saying you have skid marks if it's |
0:30.6 | right but in black and white or blue white and blue and white and like striations. I think |
0:36.1 | you might need to see a doctor about that. Yeah, no, I don't I don't have skid marks. I got |
0:40.3 | a bidet anything. You're the one with the skid marks. Oh, dude, I am all up in that shit. |
0:44.3 | I'm a great wiper. You should have a day. You do have a bidet. You just haven't installed |
0:48.8 | no, no, no, we tried to couldn't figure it out and then couldn't return it but got refunded |
0:53.9 | because like you can't really do it. We talk to this. It was not totally trying wearing |
0:57.3 | your double knee pants while I'm stalling it. What what's like the fishy. Yeah, but that's |
1:02.0 | the anal sex porn. No, isn't that the the one the like the millennial bidet DTC makes |
1:08.5 | your asshole millennial pink. Yeah, honestly, that'd be ideal. No, no. All right, before we |
1:12.9 | get into entering the point, oh, 1% of the fitness world negotiating contracts on edibles |
1:17.6 | and getting roasted by your dad, it is time for some big, big housekeeping news. Lauren, |
1:22.6 | are you excited for this? Bigger, longer uncut. The throwing fits in friends bizarre. I'm |
1:28.2 | like Bradley Cooper. Wait, throw throwing fits. Oh, my God, dude, friends and family bizarre. |
1:33.0 | The save the date September 16th, New York City. The throwing fits friends and family |
1:39.4 | bizarre bankroll by cash. We are back bigger and better more sellers on by you. I'm purging |
1:47.0 | my closet. I'm going crazy. I got like four and I haven't even done it like |
1:52.4 | in earnest. I have like four giant plastic bins of like shit that I want to get rid of. |
1:56.5 | Oh, it's a move. So in my building, this is actually fun, because I should have told |
2:00.0 | the story. In my building, there is a storage storage lockers, storage, these smaller units |
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