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Hey Riddle Riddle

Patreon Preview #310: High School Valentine’s Day

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, hey everyone in Home Room 3.

0:06.1

Student Council is selling candy grams if anybody wants a candy gram for Valentine's Day.

0:13.4

No one, huh?

0:15.5

Oh, do we have to do it in front of the whole class, or can we see you later?

0:23.1

You have to do it in front of the whole class or can we see you later? You have to buy it now.

0:25.2

Today is the only day.

0:26.0

Troy, did you want one?

0:27.8

Yeah, Troy, did you want one?

0:30.7

So how does the buying process work?

0:32.6

I would just say like my crush's name.

0:42.2

Well, you would give me $ me 20 you would tell me um you would write down i guess or tell whisper in my ear oh no try don't get up from your seat okay just stay

0:47.4

in your seat you can communicate with him from the back of the room uh thanks mrs solvin

0:52.2

oh no problem.

0:57.8

Okay, so I can just write it down and you'll come and you'll just come and get it off my desk with the 20 or?

0:59.6

Well, if you could ball up the 20 and toss it to me, I'm, I do need to get to the other.

1:03.5

We could pass the 20 forward, I think, to the front of the class, so then you can just

1:06.8

communicate to him who we don't have all day so just tell him what you want to send i don't

1:13.2

really want to pass a 20 up because you know i feel like it keeps happening i keeps it to the back

1:18.8

of the class i keep passing things up and by the time it gets to the front it's either been

1:22.2

telephoned or it's been taken or it's been changed oh yeah sense. Well, I thought you definitely want to buy one for

1:28.6

Mrs. Sullivan because I know you're like fucking in love with her or whatever. But no worries.

1:35.5

I'm having, I have to go to, can I go to the, can I go to the nurse's office? No,

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