Patreon Preview #305: Gotham City Improv

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to Gotham City Bank. How can I help you today? Hey, I just need to make a withdrawal.
0:11.9	Deposit? Oh, no, did I give you the wrong form? No, that's a withdrawal form. I just need $200.
0:19.9	Yeah, I was hoping it was going to be
0:21.1	deposit. Yeah, I'm picking something up on Facebook marketplace and it's just always better to do
0:25.7	cash with that. Right. Sir, I, we here at Gotham City Bank really value your patronage. However,
0:35.6	we regret to inform you that we will not be able to take any cash withdrawals today due to an incident that happened.
0:44.9	Are you fucking serious?
0:47.9	I'm so sorry.
0:49.1	We can't always control that.
0:50.6	As you can see.
0:51.9	What do you mean you can't always control it?
0:53.5	This is the third branch that I've been to.
0:55.8	Look to your left. Look to your right. There's carnage everywhere. There's...
1:01.0	Yeah, but I mean... I mean, this isn't the most... Okay, so someone was here. Someone just...
1:08.0	Yeah. Took all the money out of the bank?
1:11.1	Um, yeah. Yeah. The scarecrow came in here. Someone just took all the money out of the bank? Yeah.
1:12.1	Yeah.
1:12.9	The scarecrow came in here with a couple of his friends.
1:18.1	Unbelievable.
1:19.4	They took all of our cash, gems, jewels.
1:27.1	I don't... Sorry. Sorry. Sir, I'm really sorry. But again, I, and... I don't...
1:27.7	Sorry.
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