Patreon Preview #301: Merry Christmas to Mall and to Mall a Good Night!

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, ho, ho! Hello there, little girl. What's your name? I'm Santa.
0:08.6	Um, my name's Addy.
0:11.5	Oh, Addy. How do you spell that?
0:15.6	A-D-D-Y?
0:18.1	Is that a question or a statement? Kidding.
0:21.8	I just saw you and another Santa switch out.
0:25.7	Oh, that doesn't sound right.
0:27.4	How could Santa switch out when there's only one of me, to be sure?
0:31.5	Yeah, I thought so, but I saw you and if Santa switch out, you guys seem to be sharing a beard.
0:38.3	Hmm.
0:38.9	No, that's just...
0:39.3	And then you kind of yelled...
0:41.3	The other Santa kind of yelled at you...
0:44.3	Because you got... one of you is smoking while you're wearing the beard, and the other one hates the smell of cigarette smoke.
0:50.4	Oh, excuse me for one second.
0:51.9	Hey, we've got a problem here. Send the elves.
0:54.8	Elves over. We got a code two for. We got a code two four.
0:57.6	Listen, Addy.
0:58.6	And I just feel like Santa wouldn't smoke cigarettes and there wouldn't be two Santas.
1:03.7	It seemed like you two were maybe brothers who didn't get along.
1:07.4	All right, your Christmas turn is over.
1:10.2	Now you have to go the way.
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