All right, all hands, all officers gather around the map table. It's time to talk strategy.

Seems like these bastards are pretty well entrenched. Logistics officer JPC. What are we looking at in terms of supply lines?

Well, sir, it's all a little bit of a mess.

Of course, war is messy.

Which can be, was like, well predicted.

We didn't really think too much before going into it.

But we got enough.

We got some shots of espresso. We got some sandwiches. I think we

got two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches left. Great. So thank you, Logistics Officer JPC.

Of course, you're a perfect clout. A perfect quote. We all are.

All right, science officer JPC.

You said that you have, you're cooking some new weapon that could give us an edge against the other JPCs?

Yeah, I basically put guns in the oven.

Okay.

Have we checked on those?

No. I'll go do that now.

No, don't, don't, don't go check on it.

Whoever you left in charge is already dead.

That's fine. No, that's fine. That's why you're the science officer, because you have ideas.

Mm-hmm.

General JPC, sir, we're not trying to be negative or anything, looks over at all the other JPCs,

but you're trying to take down original JPC.

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