Patreon Preview #295: Ted 2 Talks

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	Look, oh, look who's at the 8 o'clock slot. It's Olivia Dubois.
0:07.5	Whoa. They got Dubois? Du Bois's doing a TED Talk? Yes. Oh my God. My wife and I bought
0:15.5	our first chandelier based on Olivia Dubois's recommendation. Same. Ever since I bought her line of homeware products,
0:24.4	I always know which fork goes to salad and which fork goes to soup.
0:28.4	Oh, my God.
0:29.2	Oh, yeah, we have to stay.
0:31.2	We have to stay for Dubois.
0:32.8	I mean, if I watch her presentation,
0:35.3	my wife's out of town all weekend.
0:36.9	Not cheating, and it's not a hall pass. wife's out of town all weekend. Not cheating.
0:38.3	And it's not a hall pass.
0:40.2	She's at her cousin's funeral.
0:42.3	She's cheating on you?
0:43.4	No, this is different.
0:45.7	And also, even if she is, she still has one.
0:50.6	One, one.
0:51.0	I did two, one, two, three.
0:53.3	I did three.
0:53.9	She did two. What did she do three she did two what did she do three who are your hall passes
0:56.9	it's either we're even after this or i can't remember the chandelier above them starts to shake
1:02.3	what time is it oh eight eight p m sharp it's starting dubois time
1:07.6	the lillelil lilloo lo lo lo lo lo lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo.
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