meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Hey Riddle Riddle

Patreon Preview #281: Listener Scene Requests Vol. 3

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Listen to the rest with a 7 day free trial at our Patreon!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Comment below why you listen to the show and I doubt you're going to say because it's good

0:07.8

conventionally good.

0:09.7

The show is a Boston 8.

0:13.2

And here's, let me add to this because I appreciate this and I agree with this.

0:19.6

But to me, I don't want to sit down and have a homemade lasagna every day.

0:26.2

I don't want to go out to a linear every meal.

0:28.6

Sure.

0:29.6

Sometimes I want a fucking bag of Doritos.

0:31.3

And I think that's what we are. You want to fuck a bag of

0:33.6

Doritos? Sometimes he said sometimes. Aaron did I say that out love?

0:37.6

The teacher thinking of it. Oh blue. Here's the thing. It's going to be Blue I figured out with it.

0:44.7

Sometimes chefs are like, yes I can make a chicken cord on Blue. Yes, I can

0:49.7

suvee foie gras. But then they they're sitting there and they're like, what if I dusted a tortilla chip with flavor?

0:57.8

And then they do that and they're like, I just made a fucking delicious snack. Is it good for you? No. Is it healthy? No. Is it the best thing I've ever eaten? No, but sometimes I feel like a

1:07.5

fucking darito and that's what we are. We're a darido. We are 2 a.m. Taco Bell after you've thrown up on the street.

1:15.3

Oh, Aaron, make this in a lot of us more sense. So you're a white castle crave case after the rain.

1:20.8

After the rain?

1:22.1

That's the most beautiful thing anyone's ever said to me.

1:25.0

You're a hand job in a bathroom stall when you're in total pain.

1:28.0

A total pain.

1:29.0

And isn't it a riddle?

1:31.0

Don't you think?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Headgum, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Headgum and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.