Patreon Preview #279: Roll the Animal Dice
Hey Riddle Riddle
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🗓️ 12 July 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Our first animal is swans. |
| 0:05.0 | I am too. |
| 0:07.0 | I am too. I am so tired of swimming. |
| 0:12.0 | Just my little feet just da da da. I'm so tired of swimming. |
| 0:16.0 | Just my little feet just da da da da da da da da da. |
| 0:18.0 | Ugh. Yeah. You look unwell. |
| 0:22.0 | That's bad because typically you know I look beautiful on the surface |
| 0:26.7 | but underneath the water my feet are going a mile a minute but I I feel like my |
| 0:30.7 | feathers are falling out I feel like there's bags under my eyes I feel like my feathers are falling out I feel like there's bags under my eyes I feel like my bill is disgusting |
| 0:37.6 | Carl come swim over here |
| 0:39.8 | The Peter looks like particularly bad today right? |
| 0:42.8 | Oh, so graceful, so graceful. |
| 0:48.3 | Wow, Carl, you are glowing. |
| 0:53.0 | Somebody call Carl? |
| 0:55.0 | Holy crap! |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, it's bad, isn't it? |
| 1:00.0 | Oh my God! |
| 1:01.0 | Tiffany was saying it's really bad. |
| 1:03.0 | Tiff, what's going on? Tiff, get it back away. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah. To three swan distances from Peter. |
| 1:09.0 | Peter, I feel like... |
| 1:12.0 | I guess it's none of my business and we can all eat what we want to eat, which is mostly fish and worms. |
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