Patreon Episode: Finding Foley a Hobby
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. |
| 0:14.1 | Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. |
| 0:19.8 | Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R. You're sure about that? It's a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that if they grew up to be classy, or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's an into addition. But I'm going to tell you folks that. You're the motherfucking homies, baby. Talking like the Hindenberg just went down. Let's here for the boys. Let's get a little fucking homie appreciation all around. Trab, hit me. Boom. Gang, we fucking love you. we're here for a bonus episode on the old |
| 0:55.8 | patreon can't take you guys enough we absolutely love you my coes is coming at you from across |
| 1:02.1 | the table he's the guy behind the guy he put this whole thing together baby and he don't let you |
| 1:07.9 | forget it give it up for k j Kevin James Ryan he has |
| 1:11.8 | thank you very much guy actively trying to sabotage it uh shout to the motherfucking |
| 1:16.8 | homies baby we love you the fucking boots on the ground asleep or sell the fucking men |
| 1:20.8 | inside the men the hooties the hooties of patreon the who the hell is that the hooties you |
| 1:26.6 | know what the hooties are the rebel group group? No, no, none of that. Maybe a couple of Patriots. That's about it. No fucking whatever the hell you were talking about. Yeah, remember the Patriot missile system when that thing came out? Was that the big, like, yeah. That really crossed my radar. That was big in the first Gulf War. Yeah, I was fucking, that was six. |
| 1:46.1 | I remember we went in. |
| 1:49.1 | What did you get on the wrong bus? |
| 1:51.5 | The hell is it? |
| 1:54.5 | Now, we had a wrestling match that night. |
| 1:56.6 | Fucking, we went in Iraq. |
| 1:58.2 | You did it for the country. |
| 1:59.6 | Yeah, you're standing there. You did it for the country. You're standing back. |
| 2:02.4 | Buck naked. |
| 2:04.5 | It's just for her. |
| 2:05.8 | I remember I was on a JV team and we were working out whether varsity match was going on. |
| 2:13.6 | And I like ran out in the hallway and told everybody and my coach yelled at me as to get back in the wait room. |
| 2:19.0 | God damn war. |
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