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Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.6 • 633 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
0:03.4	We're already engaged.
0:04.8	She's not a U.S. citizen.
0:06.2	That's kind of what I'm getting at.
0:07.2	Oh, sure.
0:04.7	How long did you guys know each other before getting engaged? Six months. Out of safety for yourself. Are you positive that this is for good intentions? And you want to be protective. Yeah, yeah. And also comes with a lot of complications too, because now I have to spend $5,000 on immigration papers.
0:05.9	Can you get a ring?
0:07.2	It was $2,500.
0:21.4	It was $5,000 on immigration papers.
0:22.6	You get a ring?
0:23.9	It was $2,500.
0:26.0	It was while we were on vacation.
0:27.1	Vacation?
0:31.8	I had to borrow $1,600 just to afford to go down that vacation.
0:32.2	Oh!
0:35.6	Hi, my name is Mason.
0:36.7	I'm 29 years old.
0:39.6	I'm based out of Boundavu, California, and this is financial audit.
0:48.2	Oh, we're the same age, and we have curly hearing glasses. The whole comment section is going to be like, oh, it's another Caleb twin and the Caleb verse.
0:56.7	Okay, well, okay. Or as Noah says, the Ozempic version of Caleb, yes. My producer. So yeah.
1:06.1	What do you do for a living in California? I actually work at a EV infrastructure.
1:27.5	Tesla? No, no, no. I don't work at Tesla. I work at an EV integrator. They are a competitor to Tesla. What do you do? What's your job? I work as a R&D engineer. It's kind of what I do there. Sounds like money. What are you making? I make no money, which is why I work there. So I only make $80,000. Yeah, a, a year. Because what are you talking about? I make no money. Okay. But, but, yeah. Well, that doesn't the, the rent there is like, the rent's like 2000. What town? Mountain View. Okay. Yeah, it's expensive. It's like, yeah, it's like $2,000 a month. It's like half my paycheck. Oh, $3,000 a month. Well, how much are you contributing to, like, retirement? I honestly, I don't even know. I don't look at any of those. You mean you don't know? You had to have set it up and chosen the amount. I just click through buttons. I really don't know. Well, I can't get into your return to account, so I wouldn't know. Why did was payroll in only 2115? Yeah. Why? It's just... That's not your payroll. It is. 80,000 hours now. Yeah. After taxes and fees, yeah. That is... It is... That means you're contributing, like, an insane amount to, like, your 401k or something.
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