I never tell you that I, when I was in grade school,

there was a kid, there was a kid in my class named

HeySus, but he, like, just, I mean, not my class,

just my, like, grade, and I was not aware of him until,

and I heard an aide screaming his name on the playground.

This was like in second grade, but I,

because I'd never met him or anything,

and the aide was like a real kind of, like, loud talking,

I mean, she was like a playground aide

and self-jerzy, like I were, like,

exactly, screamer, space-saving.

I was like, the job requirement.

Do you enjoy screaming at children, or can you?

You've got the job.

So I thought his name was Sus.

I thought she was saying, hey, Sus.

It wasn't until a really long time, I think,

that I found out, and then I was like, wait, Jesus.

Yeah.

Do you think Pete Buttigieg was a virgin,

when he got with Chaston?

Is that what he says?

...