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All right, listeners update.

I went over to Elizabeth the not so dying squirrel

and she scurried away.

Welcome to Behind the Bastards, by the way.

Into the cypire.

Yeah, what, fuck off.

You're gonna do a good, you're gonna do a normal intro.

Some of us have to be professionals here, Sophie. Someone has to be a professional. So just to say, maybe I was right not to smash her with a rock and to feel sadness on the inside. And maybe she's okay. I didn't get to evaluate her with myself. So I just said if she's suffering, you should smash her with a rock. That's the humane thing to do. You know? Well, in that case, I mean, smash, we're all suffering in a way. And are we not all praying for an asteroid to hit? I am begging to be smashed for the rock at the end of the day. I'm realizing. I'm just saying, I hope Elizabeth the not so dying squirrel scurried away and now is like, you know.

Yeah, I hope she's fine now.

Enjoying an acorn.

If you're not, if something's not fine, you always have rocks.

A big enough rock can stop anyone's pain.

No.

You know, that's the truth about rocks.

I always have my phone that can call you who has rocks. I've got lots. I got so many rocks. I'm not throwing a rock at Elizabeth. You don't throw the rock. That's not nearly like that's the odds of you missing and just injuring the animal. You know, that's just inhumane. Oh, Robert. I've been carrying around the same rock for for 20 years.

And I'm shocked.

I'm shocked how easy it is to get a rock onto, I mean, I guess, is a plane. You're very experienced killing.

Like, we've established that on the show.

Don't start this shit again.

Okay.

Listen.

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