I'm Robert Evans. This is behind the bastards, a podcast that I just started with a tonal

yelling, I guess. Oh boy, we are already behind the eight ball. Normally, this is a podcast

where we talk about bad people, the worst people in all of history, and the bad things

that they do. One of those bad people is me for not knowing how to start my show, despite

this being my only job, to help pull me out. I don't think that you were bad. Why would you

say you were bad? You were a professional. Thank you. But it's your job to keep me from spiraling

into your life. You're right. Being unprofessional. You're good at it. You know who's great at being

professional is my guest today, Mr. Miles W. Gray. See, that's how you, that's the kind of

atonal shrieking. Thank you for having me. You used to start a podcast. God damn it. Why can't I

do it that way? No, you did. I mean, I merely just did it my own rendition of what the sort of

work you would have been. Great. I would say that. Miles is the W in your name, Stan Berwinner.

The W in my name. Miles W. Gray. What? Where's W come from? Well, I'm just trying to set you up

for success in your future political career. Oh, wow. Thank you so much. I mean, look, we know

I'm not going to be well, I maybe I probably eventually would it up as a politician, but first

you know, I mean, to be motivational speaker. Oh, we talked about this. The Trump University episode.

Yeah, I will first create a fucking, you know, a gaggle of mindless stooges and just turn them into

my political base. That's very appropriate, Miles, that you're talking about creating a gaggle

of mindless stooges kind of a quote, because we're talking about a cult today, but we're also talking

about a school. We're talking about a cult. That's a school. Miles, how do you feel about kids?

Yeah, I mean, last time it was so fucking brutal. I, okay, yeah, how do I feel about kids? I think

kids are our future and we need to nurture them and protect them at all costs. Now, when you say

nurture and protect, does that mean? To operate an internal police state based on violence and

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