Why can't I talk to this live human?

Well, that's once in Mumbai, it's an international.

I think I'd go with this human from the United States, not the TV fucking Indian, maybe

it all mine.

I used to say to the cat, you know, every time you bring me over to this thing, you're

leading one more individual here that's going to take your job, you're not going to be

needed.

People are just going to come in and go to the fucking mystery end of the Indian Mumbai.

And even the cat behind the glass over here, or the damn behind the glass, she won't be

here either, because you're fucking coming in and talking to somebody who's out of town.

Because it's cheaper, not knowing that I fucking negotiated contracts in Mumbai on behalf

of the city group to reduce full-time employees, FTE positions in the United States to save

money.

You don't know where the fuck your information goes when you're doing telebanking in Mumbai

with the mystery Indian.

You don't know what happens afterwards to your data.

Sure they tell you it's secure, there's no way to know.

How do you know this?

Because I was there and I know what the fuck's going on.

I know that security protocols in the United States have a different definition and structure

than, quote unquote, security protocols in India.

Come on in and talk to our teller across the world and after you leave a week later your

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