All right to you in part by Simply Safe. If you have 30 minutes, you never have to worry about break-ins ever again.

Just go to simplysafe.com slash Adam, get all the sensors you need, all the help you need is well to set it up. Custom systems

going to show up posthaste at simply safe.com slash out. Well in this second half

we have the interesting and controversial peers Morgan.

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Adam Corolla's sixth book and audio book.

Everything reminds me of something.

Advice, answers, but no apologies. Friends with benefits is like

solar panels and recycling programs. It seems great on paper but never quite

works out. And benefits is the greatest euphemism for sex ever. A job

with good benefits means a dental plan or a vending machine with 1950s prices, but you don't get to have sex with the receptionists.

If the benefits that HR departments provide were the benefits a friends with benefits provides, we wouldn't be in the middle of the

great resignation, and the country's unemployment numbers would be negative.

The friends with benefits phrase was most definitely coined by a man.

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