Part 2: Orny Adams + News (ACS December 6)

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Orny Adams comes in to talk about his upcoming stint in Cirque du Soleil, cutting his nephew out of his will, being a villain when compared to Jerry Seinfeld, and how not every baby deserves to be called “cute”. Gina Grad reports the news of today including: Chris Christie's niece getting kicked off a plane before injuring six deputies, and a new Netflix documentary about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. PLUGS: See Orny Adams live: Brea, CA - Brea Improv - December 16th - 18th Las Vegas, NV - Jimmy Kimmel's Comedy Club - December 29th & 30th And for more live dates, visit OrnyAdams.com Listen to ‘What's Wrong With Orny Adams’ wherever you find podcasts Watch Orny’s special, ‘More Than Loud’ for free on YouTube And follow him on Twitter, @OrnyAdams THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM TommyJohn.com/ADAM The Jordan Harbinger Show Geico.com

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0:17.8	Well, very funny comedian Orny Adams joins us in studio.
0:21.9	Also, we have the news. That's all coming up.
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1:02.1	Adam's sixth book.
1:04.4	Here's how the Elf on a shelf conversation would have gone in 1972 when my parents were still married.
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