Comedian Neamesh Patel joins us. We'll hang in and he'll hang in and we'll do the news.

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Every Dunkin Donuts in the Northeast is owned and operated by Indian people. We basically be pre-gaming

like our cousins drive away. And our pre-game would be one bottle of Bacardi, one bottle of Coca-Cola,

and one bottle of Curve Cologne. Curve, if you don't know, is a Cologne when you put it on,

women go around you. One night we got so fucked up that we had to sleep in the car. The next morning,

there's six Indians in neon shirts hung over in a Toyota Camry in the parking lot of Dunkin Donuts.

And then there's a knock on the window and it's an Indian cop. And I look up and my first thought

is an Indian cop. His parents must be mad disappointed. I'll roll down the window and say,

what are you boys doing here? Luckily else quick enough to just be like, waiting to start our shift

officer. Neem Ash Patel on the Adam Corolla Show. We got a super trooper. Welcome back, Neem Ash.

Thank you. That stand-up special called Thank You China. It's available now on YouTube.

So what's the new world order? It used to be HBO and then it was showtime and showtime,

then HBO, then Netflix and now it's just Wild West. I think it's if you can get it however you can.

That's what it feels like. Don't just because this shit is on YouTube don't let me mislead you

think I didn't try it all those other places. It was just swinging misses at those places and

so I was like, all right, well I got to put this out and here we are. But there you know,

there used to be this sort of patina of, well they must have tried it places they wanted it.

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