Part 2: Monica & Jess Love Boys who like Christmas

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

In Part 2: Monica and Jess Love Boys who like Christmas, M and J have one solo episode (before they bring in experts) where they dive deeper into their histories. They discuss their experiences completing last week’s challenge. Jess lived in fear all week that he ruined his challenge and Monica adds “needs to like Christmas” to her list. Jess talks about having secret moments in his youth with other boys while openly having a girlfriend and Monica goes through some of her boy-crazy artifacts. The two discuss feeling on the outside of normal and craving experiences just to feel “in the club”. They realize the amount of similarities in their backgrounds. Jess and Monica give each other challenges to complete by the following week.

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Monica, aka miniature mouse.
0:07.9	I love boys.
0:10.7	But I don't have one.
0:12.2	And in fact, I've never had one.
0:14.8	I could probably count on two hands how many dates I've been on in my entire life.
0:19.7	And I decided it's time to change that.
0:22.4	Hi, I'm Jess and I love boys too.
0:25.5	And in the opposite way of Monica, I can't count on all the hands in America how many
0:29.7	people I've had sex with.
0:31.6	And yet, I still don't have a boyfriend.
0:34.5	And I want one.
0:35.5	And I'm Dax and I love Monica and Jess in so many ways.
0:39.9	They don't have partners.
0:41.5	And that is a huge mystery to me because they're both incredibly attractive, so fun, so smart,
0:47.1	and have so much to offer.
0:48.5	So what we decided to do is examine these unhealthy patterns and bring in experts and outsiders
0:53.6	to help critiquous, advise us, guide us.
0:57.2	We're so much called bullshit on us so that we can find the romantic companion that
1:01.1	we're looking for.
1:02.2	We started this thinking it was going to be just cute, little dating challenges that
1:06.7	we would go on and talk about and laugh about.
1:09.4	Turns out it is very hard to be vulnerable in real time in public.
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