Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on Podcast One.

Comedian Michael Palisac is going to join us in studio, lots of comedy to be had, and also we'll do the news as well.

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I love being a dad.

Because now I relate better to parents.

Because I remember when my older brother became a dad I couldn't like I would just

ask him questions that are stupid to ask new parents like I'd be like hey hey

Patrick have you seen this movie this new and his eyes was just kind of glaze

over and I've been a movie theater in 16 months.

That's a specific amount of time.

I used to think that parents said their children's age in months because they love their child so much that like every month

was like more love on top of more love until like at the Tower of Love.

Now I'm thinking they just want you to know exactly how long they've been suffering.

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