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I get weird about weddings. There's something about weddings. First of all, I do a lot of impersonations.

Can I do a very quick one of all of you? I could do all of you at once.

Ready? This is anybody here getting a wedding invitation in the mail. Ready? Fark.

What is it? You don't even look at who a win-win. What weekend have you stolen from me?

July 3rd! That's great! July 3rd. Where is it? You're simmiting National Park outside wedding.

July 3rd. That's not going to be hot as balls.

They didn't even know who's getting married because I don't speak calligraphy. What the fight is

that a K, a Q, who is this? Ready? Anything you go. Here's the thing. There's a lot of things

that you go to the wedding and certain things that I don't understand. First of all, the bride and

the groom. I don't like the way they... I hate the way the priest is standing between them

and he's being cryptic. He's saying all the... Do you? Do you? Say what I say. You say

Day. Day. Cook on the Adam Corolla show. Day. Cook's got a stand-up special above it all.

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