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Adam Carolla Show

Part 2: Comedian Jessica Kirson, plus The News (ACS Mar 23)

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Jessica Kirson is in studio at the top of Part 2. Adam talks about her touring and performing standup for the past two decades, as well as her love of character-based comedy. They also talk about trying to survive the era of cancel culture, Jessica’s weight loss over the years, and the realities of biorhythm wheels. In the last part of the show, Gina presents news stories about an ‘offensive’ review for the new Pixar movie ‘Turning Red’, a petition to cancel an opera about Emmett Till because it was written by a white person, and curfews in Miami during Spring Break. Please support today’s sponsors: SimpliSafe.com/ADAM CutsClothing/CAROLLA XchairADAM.com Geico.com Pluto.TV See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on Podcast One.

0:07.0

A very funny comedian Jessica Curson is joining us. We'll talk to her and we'll have some laughs and then we'll do

0:15.4

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0:20.4

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0:25.2

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0:29.1

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0:36.2

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0:38.4

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0:46.0

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0:48.0

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0:51.0

It's a no-brainer. Switch today and see just how much you could save at geico.com.

0:57.0

Go there and get a rate quote or contact a local agent. These old Jews walk right toward, they can't wait to tell you what they thought.

1:12.0

It's amazing, it's like night of the Living Dead when they walked.

1:14.8

It's like thriller, just.

1:18.9

And they can't wait to tell you what they thought and it always starts out nice and ends up nasty.

1:26.0

It's the same thing every time.

1:28.0

Like, I thought you were very talented, but no one around me laughs once.

1:33.0

Not one person even smiled.

1:37.0

You should kill yourself, you fat funk.

1:40.0

Or, you're so pretty up close.

1:45.0

But on stage you look like an animal.

1:50.0

A goddamn animal, you loser. You'll never make it, you stupid.

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