We are in the nation's capital, Washington, D.C. right now, and today we're going to talk about how to get around this city easily using public transportation.

D.C. has one of the most impressive public transportation systems in the U.S.

So in this video, we're walking through everything you need to know to get around Washington, D.C., and do so affordably and easily using public transportation.

The first thing we recommend doing when you arrive in DC.

All aboard!

All aboard!

All aboard the short bus.

Welcome to the short bus tour of Washington, D.C., which is the best way to discover the capital's famous landmarks and attractions and morons,

hop on board the open-top double-decker buses, and you'll enjoy

perfect views of the city as you travel along the National Mall and beyond. See your tax

dollars being wasted in person. As you travel through the Capitol, enjoying the sites and the many

photo opportunities, you'll be able to learn about Washington DC's fascinating history

with the help of the short bus guides.

Beware of sudden stops for disabled and abandoned Teslas.

Washington DC experts will be delighted to share their local knowledge with you.

Feel free to text the driver and enter our

free top secret war plan giveaway. Also enter our mystery tour as we search for the owner of the

cocaine bag in Hunter Biden's room at the White House and stop to shop for dresses at J. Edgar Hoover's

favorite boutiques. The guides are always happy to help with any

questions you may have, and they will share their enthusiasm for the city, providing tips on the

best places not to be stabbed and left for dead. Alternatively, pick up the complimentary

headphones and discover DC through a personal commentary and very, very short audio

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