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Adam Carolla Show

Part 1: Coronavirus, Sharting, and Strip Clubs, with Greg Fitzsimmons (ACS Mar 11)

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Adam opens today’s podcast talking about the amount of sex happening on Curb Your Enthusiasm, which leads to a conversation about dating co-workers and wokeness. The guys then talk about editing a video for Pepsi, and chat with callers about mail carriers, happiness, and what to do in Alaska. Later the guys do some music talk, and discuss Mark Geragos’ busy schedule before Greg Fitzsimmons enters the studio. From there the group talks about Coronavirus, sharting, and creative strip club ideas. PLEASE SUPPORT TODAY’S SPONSORS! Lifelock.com enter ADAM SimpliSafe.com/ADAM WhisktyX - Go to Eventbrite enter CAROLLA TommyJohn.com/ADAM Geico.com BetterHelp.com/CAROLLA See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, Fitzdog comes in and we invent one of the greatest strip clubs ever.

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Also, we do a little Pepsi A&B car racing video.

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Adam's guest today, Greg Fitzsimmons.

1:49.0

With Genachrat on news and Bald Bryan on sound effects.

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