Part 1: Beach Protests, Adam’s Parody Songs, and The Rotten Tomatoes Game (ACS May 4)

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

At the top of the show, Adam recalls his parody song writing days, and Gina plays a video from her relaxing and surprising birthday weekend. Adam then talks about the power behind controlling people’s language, and gives an update on finishing the audiobook. Later, Adam plays a clip from Tyler Perry’s bizarre TV show, and the group briefly discusses this past weekend’s beach protests in Southern California. Before the break, Adam talks about putting together a comedy video for charity, and everyone plays a Rob Lowe themed round of the Rotten Tomatoes Game. PLEASE SUPPORT TODAY’S SPONSORS! JB Weld - World's Strongest Bond Lifelock.com enter ADAM Geico.com BetterHelp.com/CAROLLA

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0:00.0	Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla Show on Podcast One.
0:07.0	Well, in the first half I will sing you a parody song that I haven't sung and maybe ever on this show.
0:17.0	I don't know. I used to write parody songs when I was in high school.
0:20.4	Also a very tight rotten tomatoes game, So we got that to look forward to.
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0:45.3	Podcast One presents. This is a collect call from Sing Sing.
0:50.7	My name is John Jay Lennon. I'm locked up for selling drugs and committing murder.
0:56.0	I'm also a contributor for Esquire magazine and the Marshall Project.
1:00.0	So I'm a writer and I'm a prisoner.
1:03.0	Imagine trying to stay focus and talk about issues of substance,
1:06.0	of gait slamming, prisoners screaming and T.A. blaring in the background.
1:10.0	Get new episodes every Wednesday on Spotify, Podcast 1, and Apple Podcasts.
1:17.0	Dear us Martha, it's been so long since we've been outside.
1:21.0	We've been quarantined in our home for two fortnight and the enemy is drawing ever
1:26.3	near but we didn't know that our adversaries would be those sworn to defend us.
1:32.3	The men are weary from rest and long for the days
1:35.7	our sergeant beckoned us to march. I've almost gone through all the meat in the
1:39.8	freezer and by now I've watched everything on Porn Hub and I mean everything.
1:44.0	From BBC to BBW to CIM I now know more about the proclivities of the sexual deviant than anyone should
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