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The Michael Berry Show

(Parody) Rules For Thee-The Justice Hotline

The Michael Berry Show

KTRH

News, Government, Politics, Society & Culture

4.42.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0

The following is a page commercial announcement from far left wingnuts.

0:05.4

Are you tired of being confused about which arrests are good for democracy and which are dangerous

0:10.9

escalations?

0:12.4

Call the new rules for the Justice Hotline at 1-800, you crazy.

0:17.6

Our highly trained political consultants are standing by to explain.

0:21.6

Arresting a former president you don't like?

0:23.6

Tonight, a former president is facing federal charges for the first time in U.S. history.

0:28.6

Heroic.

0:29.6

Arresting a judge who harbors illegal aliens.

0:32.6

Oh, fascism.

0:33.6

Democrats are condemning the arrest of Wisconsin Judge Hanna Dugan, warning it could threaten the rule of law.

0:40.3

And I think it's time in America that we finally have a proper conversation about the F word.

0:45.3

No, not that one, fascism.

0:48.3

Inditing political rivals, saving democracy.

0:52.3

Enforcing immigration law.

0:54.5

When you're into the country, legally, it's violation of eight United States code 1325.

0:58.4

Seeking asylum is legal.

1:00.7

If you want to seek asylum and go through the port of entry, you do it the legal way.

1:03.7

End of the Republic.

1:05.0

The Attorney General of the United States has made that clear.

1:07.7

Warning, logic, consistency, and memory from five minutes ago may cause severe allergic reactions

1:12.4

in callers.

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