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Namaste, dear to you.

I'm your host, Kyle Featherbottom, and you're listening to the impressive brain of Joe Biden.

On today's program, we will debunk the ultra-magic conspiracy theory that is Sleepy Joe Biden.

You see, ultra-magic types continue to try to disparage our dear leader, Joe Biden.

They point to a video of Joe Biden appearing to fall asleep while talking to the president of the terrorist state of Israel.

In this video, you see Joe Biden deep in contemplative thought.

His thoughts were so deep that he had to go into low power mode.

What you may not know is that Joe Biden has such a big brain that it uses as much energy as a nuclear submarine.

Sometimes, a brain of that size will start to overheat and the brain owner will have to switch to low power mode.

Otherwise, that brain would literally explode.

This appears to be uneducated that the brain owner is falling into a slumber.

I assure you that they are not.

Very few people throughout history have had a brain of this kind.

Alexander the Great, Albert Einstein and Steve Gutenberg all had brains the same size of our beloved Joe Biden.

That's pretty impressive company if you ask me.

Fun fact, this is one of the reasons why they had to stop making police academy pictures.

Its star, Steve Gutenberg, didn't switch his brain into low power mode and all of a sudden,

his brain exploded like a poodle that was being dried in a microwave oven.

He later starred in a documentary of this event called Short Circuit.

I highly recommend this important film.

Now, it's time to meditate to rid our minds of the horror that is ultra-mega.

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