Hello. Welcome to my ice cream shop. What do you little brats want? Can I have chocolate?

We don't have chocolate, but we do have black walnuts matter. What about peppermint?

We don't have that either, but we do have big government scoop, all cookies and thieves.

I've never heard of those. Me neither. Just give me a scoop of French vanilla.

No French vanilla, but if you like that, then you're kind of love old Soviet vanilla vodka.

I'm not allowed to drink vodka. Can I have some gelato?

We have trans gelato. How about a banana split? How about a banana breadline?

Racky road? Rucky road the poverty? Triple fudge? Trotsky's triple fudge.

Peanut butter and chocolate? Peanut butter and jealousy.

Okay, what about a bomb pop? I have Molotov cocktail pops.

Man, I've never heard of these ice cream flavors. What is the name of this ice cream place anyway?

Ben and Jerry's. Ben and Jerry's. That's it. Aren't you supposed to put some kind of leftist spin on it or something?

Yeah, like communist Ben and Jerry's or oppression Ben and Jerry's?

No need. Ben and Jerry's is already leftist. It doesn't get any more leftist than Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

You could say that again.

I just did you a little twerp. Now why don't you both go play in traffic?

Miss ice cream man. Miss ice cream man. Miss ice cream man.

Miss ice cream man. I'll sell a ice cream. I'll sell a ice cream.

I'll sell a ice cream man. I'll sell a ice cream man.

I'll sell a ice cream man. I'll sell a ice cream man. I'll sell a ice cream man.