People always talk about Sheila popping up at funerals demanding to speak.

Well, it's worse than you think.

When old man Bush died, Sheila actually stood in the church aisle

to greet every living president as they walked in. Then she stood there waiting for the

casket. As it was coming by she stepped in front and yelled for Jerome to quickly take

a picture of her in the coffin. Poor Jerome, he was mortified.

When Michael Jackson died, well,

Michael Jackson's death was a big deal for Sheila.

After all, her name is Sheila Jackson Lee.

She didn't just give an eight minute rambling speech.

Oh no, she arrived days earlier and demanded to be involved in the embalming.

Can you believe that?

She wanted to be there to embalm the King of Pop.

Who does something like that?

Sheila Jackson Lee, that's who.

When asked why? She said that she wanted to see if Michael was white all over.

If in you know black or white.