Parity is King: Record Lead Changes & Justin Herbert’s Crushed Soul
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Dan Le Batard
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🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi and hello my fellow football Americans. I hope you've enjoyed the return from Cloud 9 back here to planet Earth |
| 0:06.5 | after a glorious wild card weekend, good and drunk. Not me, the games, and maybe some of the broadcasters. |
| 0:14.5 | You see, like we've talked about here, the NFL's got two basic types of QBs. They're the gun slingers born from Elway, Favre, and Rathesberger, |
| 0:23.1 | guys more inclined to throw caution and the ball and the design play to the wind. And now |
| 0:27.9 | we have Stafford, Allen, and Caleb Williams, who I hereby rebrand Emo Elway. They are the moonshine |
| 0:35.7 | to the more sober Cubies cut from the cloth of Brady, Peyton, |
| 0:38.9 | and Breeze. Now they've been marginalized with the name game manager, but these guys are |
| 0:43.5 | calculated and lethally accurate. That's why I call them assassins. Good title for someone |
| 0:49.8 | like Brock Purdy, but he's also kind of the human version of a Shirley Temple, which is fine |
| 0:55.2 | for him, but some QB's just plain ain't cut out to be teetotalers. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm looking at you, Hertz and Herbert. |
| 1:02.0 | For what it's worth, Kyle Shanahan must know him onto something, considering he took a shot |
| 1:05.5 | and had his wide receiver throw the go-ahead fourth quarter touchdown pass. |
| 1:10.0 | Fun! I don't know. Maybe the Russell |
| 1:12.2 | Wilson interception at the goal line at the end of Super Bowl 49 created some sort of enduring |
| 1:16.8 | cautionary tale for QBs and their coaches. Maybe even a commentary on class warfare with an elite |
| 1:22.5 | being taken down by a butler. Either way, I got half of Football America screaming the bill |
| 1:27.0 | shouldn't try to score |
| 1:28.0 | from the one with a minute left was a fascinating paradox of conservative and aggressive, |
| 1:33.5 | a crash at the intersection of gunslinger and assassin. |
| 1:37.0 | I get it, of course you don't want to give Trevor Lawrence that much time, but suggesting |
| 1:40.6 | they take the snap and run around but not lose yardage but also not fumble |
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