Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Kyle Juszczyk agrees to two-year deal with 49ers (NBC Sports) (31:30)
Tom Cruise, 62, and Ana de Armas, 36, touch down in London together after helicopter ride (Page Six) (42:00)
Camila Cabello passionately kisses billionaire boyfriend Henry Junior Chalhoub during romantic Rome trip (Page Six) (47:15)
Justin Bieber In My Happy Place With Hailey & Kid Laroi (TMZ) (53:53)
Conan O'Brien will return as Oscars host in 2026 (Page Six) (1:01:16)

White Lotus Recap (1:05:25)

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0:00.0	Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.
0:09.8	It's Jackson, Claude, where you're host.
0:14.9	It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.
0:20.1	We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast.
0:24.1	I sound amazing.
0:26.2	Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday.
0:28.2	Hope everybody had a part delicious definition, Fergolicious weekend.
0:31.5	Speaking of girls who are Fergolicious, it's Jacks.
0:34.9	It's Jacks-A-Licious.
0:36.0	My weekend was incredibly Fergillicious cogers.
0:39.3	I don't know if you know that.
0:41.0	You met Fergie?
0:42.3	I might as well.
0:43.5	Like the feeling I would have
0:44.6	if I met Fergie
0:45.5	is the feeling that I would have
0:47.0	coming off of this weekend.
0:48.8	Okay.
0:49.1	And color me confused.
0:51.1	How would you feel
0:52.0	if you met Ferggy?
0:53.1	I'd be thrilled.
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