Welcome back to another episode of Paper Route y'all. This is Corey Holmes and joining me today is none other than Ashley Nicole Moss and Brandon the Beast Marshall. Yes, sir. Wow, you threw his nickname in there. I mean, I went first, but like he got a nickname.

Do you ever have a nickname?

When I was on radio, fun fact, it used to be Ash Cash, but don't call me that. Ash Cash. I don't know. You might you might get introduced to Ash Cash. Please don't call me that. I hate it. I hated that nickname so much. Please don't call me that on radio. They'd be like, and now Ash Cash. I'm like, please don't say that. Like, I hated that name. Ash Cash. Let's go.

I hated that name so much. Ash Cash, you're cool with starting fast. My mom hated that name. She's really yelling at you. Go ahead. All right, guys. Sonia, we're going to start fast. We're going to start with our factor foolish thing. Well, Corey, you know what they always say in football was that start fast, finish strong. Let's go.

There you go. Let's do it. So before I read this first statement of fact to foolish, remember, this is when, you know, they'll determine whether it's fact or foolish and they have to explain their reason and why this first one, right?

So yesterday on the Rich Eisen show, you know, he spilled a little bit of tea, you know, because he said there's a lot of tea spilled at the NFL combine. And one piece of information that he grabbed was that Tom Brady may potentially unretired.

Now, I mean, Jesus. Oh, my God. I'm not going to say the Lord's name in vain. Continue. I'm sorry. And we've all been here before, of course, right? But you guys, this is the statement. Tom Brady is experiencing detachment issues.

Can we first go back to February 1st, Ashley Corey and take a look at this video.

I don't know if you have this video or not, if you have this teed up, but I would love to listen to Tom Brady's retirement announcement and then respond to that. Let's see if our guy, Manaville has it teed up for us.

Good morning, guys. I'll get to the point right away. I'm retiring for good.

Another process was a pretty big deal last time. So when I woke up this morning, I figured I'd just press record and let you guys know first. So I won't be long-winded.

You only get one super emotional retirement essay and I used mine up last year. So really thank you guys so much to every single one of you for supporting me.

My family, my friends, my teammates, my competitors. I could go on forever. There's too many. Thank you guys for allowing me to live my absolute dream. I wouldn't change the thing. Love you all.

Corey, I just can't see it. Ashley, I can't see it. Can't see what?

I can't see Tom Brady coming back. I can't go through one of those videos. Why is the camera so close to your face, Tom?

This is foolish. Look, I thought Tom was going to come back. I was shocked that he made this announcement as quickly as he did. That announcement was February 1st.

I thought it was going to take a little bit longer for Tom to make that announcement. And I thought that announcement was going to be him potentially going to Miami. That video was shot in Miami.

The dolphins. You got two of who's banged up. What's going to happen with two of? But because he came out as quickly as he did, he's enjoying himself with his children down here in sunny South Florida.

I just can't see him doing it. Ashley, Tom Brady coming back. It's over. It's done. It's done. It's done. It would be. I wouldn't say it'd be embarrassing.

But to unretired, tired twice. That's a lot. It would be. It would be pretty. He'd be a sociopath. Let me just say that.

Brady is the ultimate competitor, but like, okay, the first time you did it, it was like, we knew it. The goats coming back.

The second time it was like, all right, it's about time. It makes sense. If he unretires a third time, Tom, you're an unserious person.

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