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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, she's just downright, nasty.

Nice.

She's just downright nasty.

Nice.

Yeah, we'll get into that in just a few.

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is, Neff? What's happening? Paper clips. Paper clips. Paper clips. How can you put it on? Paper clips. Sounds so innocent, don't it? Yeah. Just watch what he do. Yes. Yes. All right. You ain't another paper clip to you paper clip with me. Watch me paper clips. Paper clips. Come on, Kat. C. I'm trying to reach Veronica. This is she. Hi, Veronica. How you doing? My name is Phillip. I'm from a . How you doing? I'm good. Thank you. How can I help you today?

You were with the company here. You just left about, what, six months ago?

That's correct.

Okay. And you left with a severance? Am I right?

That's right. I'm sorry. Who am I speaking with?

Phillip. My name is Philip. Philip. I'm actually calling on some security questions and wanted to reach out to you. Now, you own your own travel agency now? That's correct. Okay. Now, you actually left with a severance when you left the company. Is that right? That's right. Okay. And how long were you actually with A uh, I was there for eight years? I'm sorry, who am I speaking to again? My name is Phillip. I'm with security. And what can I do for you, Philip? Uh, well, we got, we have, you, you, you, you started this business now. Did you start it before you left? Phillip. I started this business after I left there.

You started after you left there?

That's correct.

One month.

One month after you left there.

Okay.

So the reason why I'm giving you a call, and I've been, you know, we've gone through some security tapes and things of that nature. We're missing so many rims of paper. We're missing thousands of paper clips. We're missing so many

office supplies, and it's been brought to the security's attention that it's targeting that

you are the person that has taken all of this office. I'm sorry?

Let me get this right, whoever. You are calling my

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